International Universities of Iran

I've heard of four so far. With time, more will open on Kish Island.

• Kish University associated with Monash University. It costs $US6000 a year. (I think: "There's a black economy in Iran, but I'm not part of it. This university must be aimed at the Nissan Maxima/Sinad Coupe driving set.")
  
• Voronezh University in Tehran. This is for North Tehranian flu$h and pro$perou$ people. Learn Russian or English.
  
• International University of Chabahar. A retired English gentleman travels regularly to lecture there. Maybe that's what makes it international? Chabahar is a hot place to live...
  
• American University of Hawaii. Discussions of legitimacy. Perhaps the adjective "American" will make it appeal here... like the American University of Beirut.